THE MUPPETS!

Are you guys more famous than ever after this film?

KERMIT: I guess so.

MISS PIGGY: It would be impossible for moi to be more famous, but if you say I am I’ll take it.

GONZO: We’re famous?

MISS PIGGY: In your case…infamous.

How’s Walter fitting in with the gang?

KERMIT: I think we should let Walter answer that. How are you fitting in?

WALTER: Just great! This is a dream come true for me. Even though I seem to be spending most of my time running errands for Miss Piggy.

MISS PIGGY: And loving every minute of it!

WALTER: Whatever you say, Miss Piggy.

KERMIT: Yup, he’s definitely got the hang of surviving around here.

Are you guys getting together for another film?

KERMIT: Yes, we are.

MISS PIGGY: We’re not allowed to tell you anything about it.

FOZZIE: Mostly because we don’t know what it’s about either.

WALTER: But I hear it will involve a frog, a pig, a bear and a….whatever…

GONZO: That’s me!

Would you do any reality TV shows?

GONZO: I don’t do reality. However, I am open to doing a surreality show, ideally one where I got to swim through liquid nitrogen.

WALTER: That sounds very dangerous.

GONZO:  Very dangerous is my middle name.

FOZZIE: I thought it was “the”

What’s your favourite cartoons to watch?

MISS PIGGY: The Muppet Babies. It’s like watching home movie.

KERMIT: Actually those were home movies.  We also love anything by Pixar. I’m really looking forward to their new movie “Brave” starring a valiant young heroine!

MISS PIGGY: Is it about moi?

KERMIT: No.

MISS PIGGY: Well, I’ll give it a shot anyway.

If you could have any celebrity in the Muppets who would it be? Why?

KERMIT: We’ve been lucky; we’ve worked with so many celebrities over the years.

MISS PIGGY: Everyone dreams of working with moi.

GONZO: I don’t think “dream” is the exact word they used.

MISS PIGGY: Watch it, weirdo.

KERMIT:  The Muppets are equal-opportunity entertainers; if you want to be one of us, you’re welcome aboard.

MISS PIGGY: Just remember to bring me a present.

What’s the best thing about being a Muppet?

KERMIT: Being surrounded by my best friends and getting to sing, dance and make people happy. 

MISS PIGGY: Being with Kermie. And being ludicrously famous…in that order.

FOZZIE: The audiences!  I love to hear an audience laugh…or guffaw…or chuckle…or…snicker….Heck, I’ll settle for a stifled chortle.

GONZO: This is where I met Camilla.  It’s also one of the few place where I’m accepted for who I am.

MISS PIGGY: Who are you?

GONZO: Beats the heck outta me….which is the way I like it.

Where’s the strangest place you’ve been recognised?    

KERMIT: At a French restaurant. Someone mistook me for their entrée.

MISS PIGGY: At the Oscars! So many people thought I was Angelina Jolie, but of course when they got closer, they realised I was even more beautiful.

KERMIT: Did you just make that up?

MISS PIGGY: Of course not! My publicist did.

The Muppets is out on Blu-ray and DVD on 11 June.

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